sevenseasaurus:

askfemgermania:

demposts:

did-venusblowyour-mind:

turmanology:

pendingpendulums:

passionisthewriting:

karkatcarrotcake:

misslizettte:

This is the saddest commercial I’ve ever seen in my life

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING COMMERCIAL IS THIS? ALL OF THAT EMOTIONAL TURMOIL I JUST WENT THROUGH JUST TO SELL INSURANCE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?

THIS IS TERRIBLE, IM LITERALLY CRYING OMG

Oh my god. Tears…

I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO ACTUALLy CRY DAMMIT

WHAT THE FUCK

I FUCKING CRIED IN MY CHEMISTRY CLASS AND ITS SILENT REVIEW DAY

THAT’S SO SAD OH MY GOD

WHAT THE HELL OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY HAVE LEGITIMATE TEARS IN MY EYES THAT RARELY HAPPENS AND YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS IS A COMMERCIAL FOR FUCKING LIFE INSURANCE

I honestly didn’t think I would cry.
I don’t cry about things I see on tumblr.
I sometimes say things on tumblr make me cry but they don’t.
This made me cry.
This made me cry womanly tears of ferocious womanhood.

Mere words cannot express my feelings about this…
…Commercial?

(Source: 93044)

theamazingpattar:

Apparently i am from the fire nation.

sometimesbrilliant:

#except for you #since you murdered most of them

Aww look at the family of TARDIS
(The youngest hasn’t learned to glow yet)

Happy Star Wars Day!!

Please signal boost this. I normally signal boost everything that asks but this especially. This is Evie. I’ve known her and her family since I was a little kid. Me and my mother used to babysit her. Her dad is a close friend of my dads and he’s busting at the seams with worry. Please for the love of all that is sacred, signal boost this and help us find her.

cumberderpy:

askthatsexy2pamerican:

ask-le-sexy-france:

askthatsexy2pamerican:

cyanidewhore:

sociopath-red-pheasant:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman! Get around the corner! 

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

You look beautiful, don’t be shy!

Omg, she is so precious.

Aww if a girl did this for me I’d chuck my Xbox out the window~

Go on darling, if it was moi. Id smash mon gaming device and love on you insted!

Reblogging again because this is just lovely and I need someone like this and I’m saving this picture to my computer and just NINLSUSRGLSDBFIWB the woman in this is so beautiful and everything *gross sobbing*

Ladies and gentlemen, the men of Tumblr. 

It’s a common misconception that guys will ignore their women for a game unless they’re a striking ten. Shit if my girl comes up to me and asks for attention of any kind she gets it. Games can be saved and played later. Health can be restored. The moment with your girl can never be replaced. My girl walks in the room and I pause the game to see if she needs anything.

snickerlickertheatrenerd:

Tonight I’m really missing Houston. Montgomery is my home town. Born and raised around Houston. I just wish I was there right now. I miss the traffic. The lights. The sounds. Just being in a big city in general. I loved late night drives to Greenspoint with my mom, blaring the radio. I miss going to Galveston and passing the Aquarium in Downtown Houston. I miss rush hour. I miss the sun beating down in the car, with the windows down. I miss the billboards and the radio stations. I miss going to Little Texas, next to the mall in Greenspoint. I miss everything. I miss the Woodlands, too. Going to the mall on the weekends. Driving through the nice neighborhoods, on our way to my cousin’s house. I miss Tinseltown & the Cheesecake Factory. I miss going to Teas Lake in Conroe. I miss Vernon’s. I miss The Grand Theatre. I just miss being there. :( I’m really missing my hometowns tonight.

cockenblog:

Priorities, people. PRIORITIES.

#wait did we seriously

FFS DIA PRIORITIES